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Jan 9, 2006 17:53:30 GMT -5
Post by Remi on Jan 9, 2006 17:53:30 GMT -5
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Jan 9, 2006 21:58:21 GMT -5
Post by WilsonFreak on Jan 9, 2006 21:58:21 GMT -5
This reminds me of IMAQT for some reason, not that she's sarcastic or anything ;D Those of you who are easily offended on IMAQT's behalf, don't be it was a compliment
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Jan 10, 2006 0:46:17 GMT -5
Post by IMAQT on Jan 10, 2006 0:46:17 GMT -5
Oh. My. God. Out of all the people on the internet, you come across my MySpace link. What are the chances??!!?? Wait..... Upon further review, Louisa... is not IMAQT... Phew! Close one! Thought I was found out there for a moment. Heh, heh...Although, upon further review..... the similarities to.... ....or maybe it's just me that thinks so....
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Jan 10, 2006 10:33:26 GMT -5
Post by furg on Jan 10, 2006 10:33:26 GMT -5
*disappointed*
I always fantasized..errr, imagined IMAQT was a blonde. ;D
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Jan 10, 2006 10:34:52 GMT -5
Post by WilsonFreak on Jan 10, 2006 10:34:52 GMT -5
The Louisa and QT images aren't showing up for me.................... anyone else having this problem???
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Jan 10, 2006 11:21:52 GMT -5
Post by furg on Jan 10, 2006 11:21:52 GMT -5
Sadly the images have gone WF, IMAQT is quite the shy girl ;D Edited to add: 'Tis a pity 'cos she's so hot *slaps thigh*
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Jan 10, 2006 11:43:34 GMT -5
Post by IMAQT on Jan 10, 2006 11:43:34 GMT -5
Edited to add: 'Tis a pity 'cos she's so hot *slaps thigh* Pictures fixed, WF. Son of a internet.
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Jan 10, 2006 20:15:27 GMT -5
Post by WilsonFreak on Jan 10, 2006 20:15:27 GMT -5
Awww, is that you as a kid? .............. Now I want to see one of you NOW.......... ??
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Jan 10, 2006 20:22:24 GMT -5
Post by IMAQT on Jan 10, 2006 20:22:24 GMT -5
Awww, is that you as a kid? Yep. 4th grade.
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Jan 10, 2006 20:29:00 GMT -5
Post by texasgal on Jan 10, 2006 20:29:00 GMT -5
Aw, cute, IMAQT.
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Jan 12, 2006 22:42:12 GMT -5
Post by texasgal on Jan 12, 2006 22:42:12 GMT -5
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room. He said to her "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
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Jan 25, 2006 18:18:19 GMT -5
Post by texasgal on Jan 25, 2006 18:18:19 GMT -5
This must be at least 10 years old. But I think it's still just as funny as when it was new... (GM's current troubles notwithstanding)...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
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Jan 25, 2006 18:27:31 GMT -5
Post by Remi on Jan 25, 2006 18:27:31 GMT -5
That's funny!
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Jan 27, 2006 9:51:04 GMT -5
Post by britgirl on Jan 27, 2006 9:51:04 GMT -5
Awww, is that you as a kid? Yep. 4th grade. Love the lyrics Furg, Cute pic IMAQT, funny jokes Texasgal. Thanks!
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Jan 30, 2006 9:01:05 GMT -5
Post by Remi on Jan 30, 2006 9:01:05 GMT -5
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
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