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Post by lotus on Nov 25, 2004 18:10:07 GMT -5
Someone pointed out to me this:
Lotus,
I think you could have your own thread on the board too!
BTW, I can't remember where I posted that thing about you and HT being the funniest women on the board, but you both have me cracking up (laughing that is!)
Lotus how could you forget what you read about Colin? Was it that he checked out the waxwork of Alexander (Colin) in Madame Tussauds in NY, by feeling under his toga!!!
Natalie , do you think Colin is a touchy feely person? I think he is!
Ha! Gotcha! This is for all we people that love to laugh and lerv witty people. There can be double meanings here. Good grief! I use them all the time!
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Post by lotus on Nov 25, 2004 18:18:44 GMT -5
First post: How I would love to meet Owen! It would be a really great time to meet such a fantastic person.
Edited to keep the thread clean.
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Post by venusinscorpio on Nov 26, 2004 12:40:45 GMT -5
Someone has set up her own thread:
I think it should have been called "Touchy, feeling Colin and Owen", or sorry I mean "Touchy, feely Lotus and Owen!"
(Lotus, you can have an advice clinic on this thread!)
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Post by bunnypanda on Nov 26, 2004 22:36:04 GMT -5
Lotus I wish I could just fly to where you are and give you a HUGE HUG.
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Post by lotus on Nov 27, 2004 1:58:14 GMT -5
Peak, I just like being my INSANE self. BP says that I make people laugh. I don't want you to cry now do I?
I course, if you ever want to give me a HUG. I will get my friend to drive over to your place and I will accept it. lmao! Two zany Aussies!
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Post by lotus on Nov 27, 2004 19:05:06 GMT -5
Venus, I may be a nut but at least people love to eat nuts. I didn't mean to have a pun in there! It was accidental.
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Post by lotus on Nov 27, 2004 22:50:10 GMT -5
Can anyone see this:
I found it amusing. ;D
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Post by fergie on Nov 28, 2004 13:26:58 GMT -5
Lotus, that last image of the penguins gave me my first smile of the day, thanks
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Post by venusinscorpio on Nov 28, 2004 14:32:21 GMT -5
Lotus, that penguin is so mean! I'm shocked...
Oh yeah, are you saying Texans aren't too clever???
But, thanks for the translation LOL
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Post by venusinscorpio on Nov 29, 2004 13:29:25 GMT -5
Lotus, how did you know I'd done that with Owen (in my dreams) Hey why don't you write another story about me and Owen and maybe Owen will realise it's me (his Irish dream girl). Mind you I can't get Johnny Depp off my mind. Am I being unfaithful? Dear Dr.Lotus. Please answer me immediately.
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Post by Heathahhh on Nov 29, 2004 19:39:52 GMT -5
I dunno about Dr. Lotus...but Dr. Heathahhh says YES you are being unfaithful!! LOLOL BUT...if you ADD Owen to your JD dreams...then its just kinky, not unfaithful hahahaa
I'm also crackin over the uhh Aussie version of a Texan Twang. LOL I GUESS thats how we sound?? I need to get thyself to speech class!
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Post by lotus on Nov 29, 2004 20:36:53 GMT -5
Dr. Lotus is feeling a bit green today (no puns intended). I will try and see into your future. Perhaps you will get an answer. Okay, I will attempt to see what is in the future: *rubs crystal ball*
It is night time and an Irish woman who is not very happy is being looked at by a tall, blonde haired man. He has sympathy for the beautiful woman and wishes to comfort her. He's very caring and wants the lady to be happy and walks over to say hello to her.
"Hello, you seem to be alone and not looking very happy. What is the matter? May I help you in some way?" The lady, with tears in her eyes, hasn't noticed who the man is yet but answers him. "I am just feeling a bit sad because I am not sure that people treat me the right way." The man takes her hands into his and gives her a kiss on her forehead. He cares for her very much and hopes that he can cheer her up. "Would you like to take you're mind off what you are thinking and come out with me on a date? I am sure that you will feel better then." The woman feels a chill go up her spine and her heart is light again. Someone cares about her deeply and wishes to help her get over her anxiety. "Yes, I would love to go on a date with you. I can see that you are a kind and trustworthy person, who only thinks of others." The blonde male holds her hand and they walk off to together.
After buying food and drink for both of them, he asks her if she would like to go for a walk and take her mind off any problems. "Let's go to some place that I consider very beautiful". At first the woman is confused that someone would offer food and a drink, then wish to take her to a special, beautiful place. "I would love to go. For some reason, I feel like I know you and think that you are a wonderful person, but I don't know why I have this feeling." She is feeling a lot better now and trusts the blonde haired man completely. He has a lovely smile and is very thoughtful to other people. In the lights, she notices that his eyes sparkle and his smile is beautiful. After a moment, she gets very nervous because she has just realised who has asked her out on a date. Now it is known why he can be trusted and is such a caring person. She feels almost giddy with the excitement that she has been asked out on a date with a very handsome, caring person. "You are Owen Wilson!" she exclaims. "Yes I am and you are a beautiful woman that I wish to take to see a wonderful site. It always makes me happy to see a sunrise and think of all the marvellous things in the world. Not the bad things but everything beautiful that can make a person forget their troubles."
He puts his arm around her and a tingle goes up her spine as she feels his love and kindness. The warmth of his arm around her, helps her to forget any problems that she had before. Someone as caring as he is, taking the time to cheer her up and take her to see a sunrise seems romantic. They talk to each other as they walk towards his car that is parked over the other side of the road. The woman has never felt this way before and is excited that she has been asked out. Now she feels happy and nervous at the same time.
After getting into the car, they drive off and he takes her to a quiet place where they can see the sunrise. The moon is full and the world looks a far better place. He puts a coat around her and smiles. They get out of the car and start out on a walk to a beach. Looking into her eyes, once again he smiles and gives her a cuddle and kisses her on her forehead. "I always like the beach. It is so calm here and the moon is beautiful. So are your eyes!" He smiles and she blushes a bit, but the hug has made her feel so alive and wonderful. Her mind is so alive with thoughts about how beautiful the world really is, and how lovely the beach is. "You like the beach a lot and now I can understand why. It is a beautiful place and is actually very romantic." He smiles and once again she notices how his eyes sparkle in the moonlight. At this stage she is excited and wonders what will happen next. What will the sunrise look like and how will she feel after spending time with such a wonderful person. Her heart is beating faster and her body tingles as they walk near the beach.
They sit down for a while to have their food and have a drink. "Do you come her often?" she asks. He smiles and says "Yes I do. It is about time for introductions." He laughs and realises that he doesn't know her name. It seems funny to ask, at this time, what her name is. Introductions seem polite but she knows who he is. She giggles nervously. "I suppose you have guessed my name is Owen," he smiles and laughs "but I would like to know what your name is." "My names is Venus" "Venus, goddess of love. That is a wonderful name and I have never known a woman as sweet and beautiful like you are." He laughs again. "I have known women before, but their hearts aren't as warm as yours. They seem lovely for a moment but they always seem to lack a great sense of humour and warmth. I can see these qualities in you though. You are a very warm hearted woman" Smiling he adds, "otherwise I wouldn't take you out." He jokes a lot and is fairly laid back. Venus is cheered up by his jokes and has forgotten all her troubles. She adores his accent and it makes her laugh to hear him speak. He laughs and has a wonderful character that is warm and loving.
After they finish their food and drink, they both go for a walk along the beach. Venus is still slightly nervous but she doesn't mind. He puts his arm around her and keeps her warm. Just looking into his eyes makes her feel special and, oh how they sparkle. The moon is in front of them and looks so lovely over the sea. The noise of the water relaxes her and once again she feels slightly nervous. They stop walking and he turns around facing her, puts both arms around her and moves her closer to him. She feels faint and her heart beats faster. Slowly, he bends down so that his face is in front of hers. He parts his lips and she does the same. As he kisses her, all her thoughts are forgotten and she can only concentrate on his warm kiss. His body is warm and his lips caress hers. Like a butterfly attracts people with their beauty, he is attracted to her. He only wishes to feel her love and in return she gives it.
All that can be thought of now is how happy she is with this blonde haired, warm hearted Texan. He makes her laugh and keeps her warm. He hugs her and she feels safe. Nothing else seems to matter any longer and any problems are soon forgotten. The only thing that is felt now is his warm body and loving kisses. This is a day that will never be forgotten.
They lie down on the beach and wait for the sunrise. Venus has never felt such a love like this before and as she is kept warm and cuddled, a tingle goes up her spine. When she looks into his blue eyes, she can see them sparkle and knows that this will be a moment never to forget. They wait together for the sunrise, talking and joking. Only their laughter is heard on the beach and her joy surpasses anything that she has felt before. She closes her eyes for a moment and a tear runs down her face. A caressing hand wipes away that tear and she feels a warm kiss where the tear has fallen. He moves closer to her and holds her in his arms around her. His mouth moves towards hers. Once again they are in a loving embrace.
His warm kiss will always be a happy moment to remember and as it moves towards sunrise, only breathing is noticed by her. His lips upon hers and his arms embraced about her body, Venus feels his love and will always remember this moment. She loved by a man, and that will always remain special, in her life.
Venus, goddess of love, felt like a goddess that night. It will always be close to her heart and never forgotten. That sunrise will always be a special time for her, and that romantic moment will be cherished for the rest of her life. With each full moon in the sky, Owen's love for Venus will live in her heart forever. It is also special for Owen. He will never forget the special lady that night that had kept him company to see the sunrise. Their love for each other will be eternal.
They don't realise it yet, but they will remain together forever and Venus will always be happy with him. Owen will treat his lady, Venus, like a goddess for the rest of his life. They both are caring people with hearts of gold. They are both beautiful people on the outside and within. These qualities they will always share and never lose. Love and security will always be felt amongst them both.
Good-luck Venus! You both have those Irish roots. Have great romantic times and when you look at the full moon, always remember Owen. You both are special and will never be forgotten.
Your friend in Australia will always remember you both for your beautiful qualities.
I have just been upgraded to Swami! Keep smiling and hold onto Owen. He will always be with you in heart and mind.
Way to go Venus!
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Post by WilsonFreak on Nov 29, 2004 22:45:09 GMT -5
???Ahhh, so sweet and beautiful!! Well done! Lucky, lucky Venus............
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Post by lotus on Nov 30, 2004 0:11:51 GMT -5
Yeah! Lucky Venus! I still think it is the Irish in Owen that attracted him to Venus! ;D
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Post by venusinscorpio on Nov 30, 2004 12:43:23 GMT -5
Lotus, I have to laugh at this gorgeous, wonderful story, because if you see my PM you'll know I've suddenly lost some interest in Owen.(don't throw tomatoes, girls) But maybe this will spark it up again! Yes, it really could. And rightly so. . Thank you, Lotus. BTW, I would never ask "Do you come here often?"LOL
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