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Post by lotus on Dec 1, 2004 3:30:08 GMT -5
I sneak in here when there is a reply to this thread but I don't expect much because I have this wicked sense of humour. The Australian sense of humour gets misinterpreted, so I will have to be careful with what I say.
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Post by bunnypanda on Dec 1, 2004 4:00:00 GMT -5
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Post by venusinscorpio on Dec 1, 2004 14:46:09 GMT -5
Lotus, I didn't say I was leaving the boards!
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Post by lotus on Dec 1, 2004 17:29:10 GMT -5
Oh good! ;D I took that the wrong way didn't I. Well, at least we are all friends on this board.
Hear from you later.
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Post by Nana on Dec 3, 2004 5:27:20 GMT -5
Howdy Lotus!!
It's my first post here, and I had to come 'cause you always make me laugh so much...
Your story is great and Venus is indeed a lucky gal!
Please, pleeease write more.
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Post by lotus on Dec 3, 2004 6:37:29 GMT -5
Hi NanaBee, I can't write anything tonight but I will have a go tomorrow. I don't think that I am good at writing but I try. I wonder if I can fit you into a story with either Owen or Luke. Perhaps both! I will PM you and get some more information about you.
*At this very moment Owen walks into this thread and hands a rose to NanaBee* "Hi there my lovely lady!" His eyes sparkle and he smiles. "Lotus will write you and I into a story tomorrow. I wonder what we will get up to. Hm? Personally, I would like to take you on a Magical Mystery Tour" *Owen kisses NanaBee's hand and walks out onto another thread*
Wow! NanaBee, you are so lucky.
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Post by Nana on Dec 3, 2004 10:14:40 GMT -5
MGO, no GOM, I mean OMG!
You're so sweet!
Please do go to sleep and rest those thoughts so you can make up something special tomorrow...
Sweet, sweet dreams my OZ friend!
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Post by venusinscorpio on Dec 3, 2004 13:10:29 GMT -5
Is that an old pic of Owen, Lotus? He looks quite young! Welcome nanabanana.Lotus is wickedly funny, great fun!
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Post by WilsonFreak on Dec 4, 2004 8:17:23 GMT -5
:-*I'd like you to write a story for me about Owen!! Oh, that would be so nice!! P-L-E-A-S-E!! NO slash (you probably don't do that anyway) just a wonderful story. Oh, I can't wait!! Thank you!!!!!!!!!
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Post by WilsonFreak on Dec 4, 2004 8:18:25 GMT -5
:-*I'd like you to write a story for me about Owen!! Oh, that would be so nice!! P-L-E-A-S-E!! NO slash (you probably don't do that anyway) just a wonderful story. Oh, I can't wait!! Thank you!!!!!!!!! Edited to Add: Or a story about Andrew or Luke & me. It doesn't matter..........I love them all!!!!!!! ;D
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Post by lotus on Dec 4, 2004 8:33:16 GMT -5
Okay now. What is slash? I don't write anything dirty. Please explain what it is anyway.
I had nearly finished NanaBees story when something went wrong and the whole thing disappeared. Remi PMd me and you wrote 2 messages for me. lmao! People never could get me to go to bed early. ;D I think that this is amusing. It will definitely make me type faster.
Love ya!
Linley
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Post by WilsonFreak on Dec 4, 2004 8:46:09 GMT -5
Hi Lotus! Yeah, you got it. Slash is dirty stuff. It's gross. It's not male and female, it's..............ugly. I hate it. I definitely didn't think you would do that, but I've seen it and didn't want to end up with a story like that done for me. I like the talent of writing and I like things that are good and make people happy. Whatever make people happy is fine for them, but it's not for me.
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Post by lotus on Dec 4, 2004 9:57:46 GMT -5
Story for NanaBee (attempt 2)
Luke was driving along in his car with his brother Owen, when he noticed this really attractive woman sunbathing on the beach. He just had to see more of her and so he parked the car and they both got out of the car.
Owen and Luke walked towards the beach when they bumped into Lotus. Lotus was staying with Bee for a while. She was having a holiday with her friend. "Excuse me, but do you know the woman on the beach with the dark hair? She is on a blue beach towel." Lotus' jaw practically hit the ground when she knew who was asking her that question. To see Owen next to her caused a large smile to come to her face. Owen smiled and he took his sunglasses off. Wow! His eyes are so beautiful and they sparkled in the sunlight. "Yes" replied Lotus who hardly took her eyes of Owen. Lotus went all shy and demure. Her heart fluttered as she looked at the tall, blonde haired Texan. Luke looked slightly amused and introduced his brother, Owen, to Lotus. He hoped for an introduction to Bee and he did eventually get one but only after Owen put his arm around Lotus and walked towards Bee, lying in the sun.
"Ahem." said Luke "Bee, you know Luke Wilson don't you?" said Lotus. Bee opened her eyes and quickly stood up. "Oh hello Luke!" Bee then went all shy and demure. Owen and Luke looked at each other as if to say 'boy have we hit gold'. "Would you like to go for a walk along the beach and later on perhaps you would like to view the sunset." Bee sighed and thought that Luke was so romantic.
It is needless to say what her reply was. "Yes, I would love to" Her heart almost missed a beat when he put his strong arm around her shoulder. Lotus picked up Bee's towel and gave an amused look to Owen. "I will just take this towel to the car Bee" said Lotus and she then reached for Owen's hand, took it and pulled him slightly as if to say 'hint hint, leave them alone' Owen and Lotus walked off to the car. The towel was put in the car. Owen and Lotus stayed in the car, deciding to wait out the time Bee and Luke would get to know each other. Bee and Luke walked along the beach chatting to one another. Eventually, they ended up in Luke's car and went for a drive.
Owen and Lotus just sat in Bee's car, turned the air conditioner on and tried not to get hot. Lotus rested against Owen and he said "Take it easy cowgirl. This is a hot day and I am trying to keep cool" Lotus moved to her side of the car. They both rested in the cool car for a while. A long while! Luke was not going to rush back.
Luke had driven to a secluded area where they could both be alone. "Your eyes are so beautiful and you are such a georgous woman" He ran his fingers through her hair and Bee smiled. She tingled inside and was all excited. Bee noticed how strong his masculine body was and he had his shirt unbuttoned. She could see his hairy chest. Bee was in heaven.
It was nearing the end of the day and soon the sun would be setting. The view that they both had, would be wonderful. They both would never forget this time. "Do you mind if I date you for a while?" said Luke. "I really would love to take you out" he smiled at her and looked deep into her eyes. "That is alright by me" said Bee nervously. She couldn't believe that the man of her dreams was going to be dating her. What ecstasy!
Luke put his arm around Bee and commented that he would love to get to know her. He moved his head towards her and he opened his mouth. She was astounded and reacted to his advance and opened her mouth also. They kissed for a time that seemed like eternity. Bee's arms were on Luke's strong shoulders and his arms embraced her. It was as if they didn't want to ever part. Bee could smell his after shave and he was so wonderful to her. This was a moment to remember, forever.
As the sun was setting, Luke was playing with Bee's hair and talking to her. He still hugged her and to him, she had the most wonderful eyes and lips in the whole world. He was falling in love with the beautiful brunette. "I will remember this sunset for the rest of my life and the time that I spent with you" said Luke. "I will never forget this moment either" commented Bee and once again they embraced but this time it was longer than before. Bee had found a new love in Luke and always wanted to be by his side. Luke would never want to leave her side for long and realized that this woman was the one he had been searching for most of his life. They shared the same interests and were almost the same age. Luke was just a few months older than Bee.
As they watched the sunset, they both felt an intense love for one another had wanted that moment to never end. This moment was eternal.
Luke would bring a rose to Bee every day in the future and he planned to be with her always. Their love would never die.
Back at the beach in Bee's car Owen was still with Lotus. "Aw come on!" said Owen. He smiled and said that Luke would be a lifetime away from here. "Rest on my shoulder and let's have a snuggle together." Lotus didn't resist and accepted his offer. They soon fell asleep and Owen's last thoughts were 'Why the hell does Luke always get the beautiful women?'
I hope you enjoyed the little piece of fantasy. I also hope that Owen doesn't think that I am a piece of pork chop. I never thought that I looked that bad!
With that I must love you and leave you. It is late at night and those darn possums are making a racket.
Take Luke to bed with you and dream about him all the time. As for me, I will just take Owen to bed with me for a cuddle. You know how touchy feely I am and so is Owen.
Yeah right! In my dreams!
"Shh! Owen be quiet! I don't want them to really know that you are staying with me. That is supposed to be a secret. I promise that no one on the board will ever know."
Ha ha! Yeah! In his dreams!
;D ;D
Woohoo! Thanks for the holiday and I hope the air conditioning in your car still works!
Love from you Aussie mate, maker of dreams and fantasies. I only aim to please.
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Post by lotus on Dec 4, 2004 10:04:21 GMT -5
WF, Thanks for the explanation. I promise that I won't turn your stomach and give you any slash. I am not like that.
You can have your fantasy next. Right now it is nearly 3 a.m. and I am way past my bedtime. I lost the first story but I am laughing about the way it was lost. ;D I will write yours as soon as I manage to keep my eyes open. That should be sometime today. Hear from you later.
Love ya!
Linley The sleepy Aussie Goodnight for now.
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Post by Nana on Dec 5, 2004 9:05:10 GMT -5
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