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Post by Remi on Jan 25, 2005 14:13:49 GMT -5
Put your favorite funny quotes here... "you cheeky monkey's." ;D
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Post by Pancake on Jan 25, 2005 17:50:47 GMT -5
"The only thing every person needs in life is Imagination and Opportunity" "Don't judge me based on your ignorance" "Sometimes "The Majority" only means all the fools are on the same side" "I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate" It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not" "It only takes a single voice to start a revolution" "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path and lead a trail" "It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees" "Conformity is the disease, Rebellion is the cure" Great Idea for a thread Remi, I love quotes...I live by these....I'm such a non-conformist! Rock on everyone.....
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Post by Remi on Jan 25, 2005 18:49:05 GMT -5
Thanks Pancake! These aren't exactly words to live by, but they make me smile. ;D "Did you know that the human head weighs 8 lbs.?" ~ that cute kid in "Jerry Maguire" "We elves like to stick to the 4 food groups. Candy, candy canes, candy corn, and maple syrup."~ Buddy in "Elf" "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I've been training to become a cage-fighter." ~ Kip in "Napoleon Dynamite"
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Post by Pancake on Jan 25, 2005 19:33:35 GMT -5
"Did Doogie Howser just steal my F%$#!&* Car?" - Harold Lee, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
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Post by bunnypanda on Jan 26, 2005 7:19:59 GMT -5
Wes, about casting Bill Murray in Rushmore: "How can you miscast him? As a Mexican or something?" Wes, about the house in LA he lived in with the Wilson boys while editing BR: "It was one block away from where Hugh Grant was busted." Isn't he funny? ;D These quotes are thanks to HeyJude on the Yankee Racers board.
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Post by Remi on Jan 26, 2005 8:09:58 GMT -5
Wes is so honestly funny. I know you know what I mean, Bunny. He's still in touch with his inner-child. I love that!
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Post by bunnypanda on Jan 26, 2005 9:20:00 GMT -5
Wes is so honestly funny. I know you know what I mean, Bunny. Remi, you are right, I DO know what you mean! ;D I just imagine Wes saying those things, you know, his expression and his delivery and everything, and it's SO funny. I mean, he wrote half of BR, of course he is very funny ;D He must have cracked up Owen thousands of times Btw just for your information girls, there are two more threads about favourite quotes. They are not about funny quotes but about any quotes (one of them is about quotes by women). Here are the links: thewilsons.proboards20.com/index.cgi?board=anything&action=display&thread=1079406522thewilsons.proboards20.com/index.cgi?board=anything&action=display&thread=1092682603I am not saying you did anything wrong by posting non-funny quotes in this thread. I just thought you might want to see other members' favourite quotes if you missed them. Here is another quote of Wes: "You know, I could be a trucker." This quote is thanks to diggindignan on the Yankee Racers board.
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Post by WilsonFreak on Jan 26, 2005 14:23:05 GMT -5
:)I am a 4 Weddings and a Funeral NUT!!...............
"Hi. Names Charles. Charles???!!!! Don't be absured, Charles Died years ago!! Ah, different Charles, I think."
...........Hugh Grant rocks!!!................
Notting Hill......................
"I didn't have any clean clothes to wear. Ah, yes, you know, you have to wash your clothes so you'll have something clean. Ah. Vicious circle."
...........between Spike and Hugh..........I'm sure I got some words wrong............
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Post by letters2dorian on Jan 26, 2005 14:47:08 GMT -5
...........Hugh Grant rocks!!!................ RIGHT ON WF!!! from About a Boy, after Fiona's suicide attempt: "It was terrible! Terrible! But driving really fast behind the ambulance was fantastic!" {Hugh Grant as Will} lol
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Post by Remi on Jan 26, 2005 19:01:43 GMT -5
"Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be amused." --------------------------------------------------------- "I smile because I have no idea what’s going on." --------------------------------------------------------- "Keep honking, I'm reloading." ---------------------------------------------------------
What PMS stands for: 1. Pass my shotgun 2. Psychotic mood shift 3. Perpetual munching spree 4. Puffy midsection 5. People make me sick 6. Provide me with sweets 7. Pardon my sobbing 8. Pimples may surface 9. Pass my sweatpants 10. Pissy mood syndrome 11. Plainly: men suck 12. Pack my stuff 13. Permanent menstrual syndrome 14. Problems men start 15. Potential murder suspect
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Post by Pancake on Jan 26, 2005 19:11:10 GMT -5
In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah for her 74th birthday. Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older. She said it was "exciting". She also said: "I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life goes on, and it will be better tomorrow" "I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these 3 things: a rainy day,lost luggage, and tangles Christmas tree lights" "I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life." "I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life." "I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance" "I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher"s mitt on both hands;you need to be able to throw something back" "I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision" "I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one" "i've learned that everyday you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back" "I've learned that I still have alot to learn" "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel" I love these. I have them posted on my wall. They're great stress relievers. ;D I hope you enjoy them too!
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Post by Pancake on Jan 26, 2005 19:12:31 GMT -5
Remi, you forgot this one..."Putting Up with Men's S#!T
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Post by Remi on Jan 26, 2005 19:17:36 GMT -5
I LOVE that one too!
Thank you! That's not PMS though. That's all the time!
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Post by Pancake on Jan 26, 2005 19:36:34 GMT -5
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Post by fergie on Jan 26, 2005 20:31:52 GMT -5
Those are lovely Pancake.. A hero of mine.... "Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry." John Lennon addressing the audience, including the Queen and Prince Phillip at The Royal Variety Performance. I could quote him all night, most of his quotes are very inspirational... "Give Peace A Chance" "Life is what happens when your busy making other plans".....
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