LukesGirl
Team Zissou Intern
Keeper of Luke's Heart
Posts: 132
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Post by LukesGirl on Sept 21, 2004 15:50:48 GMT -5
I got this in an e-mail and thought it was cute, so I'm sharing ;D :
Subject: New Texan
A Texas cowboy is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the cowboy just shrugs,
"This is about average down home, folks...like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy". Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Texas baby weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you; so how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born." The cowboy takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,......."Had him circumcised
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Post by texasgal on Sept 21, 2004 20:41:37 GMT -5
LG, that's a riot. Oh oh. Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking? That maybe LG's posting should be moved to the crotch threads? Which raises another question, but I'll be polite and keep it to myself.
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Post by Heathahhh on Sept 21, 2004 22:19:07 GMT -5
LMAO!!
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Post by Natalie on Sept 22, 2004 7:06:29 GMT -5
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Post by Pancake on Sept 22, 2004 12:18:57 GMT -5
Really gets me thinkin.....
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Post by lotus on Nov 9, 2004 22:13:39 GMT -5
I am sorry that I read this at a late stage but I am new to the group.
That is the funniest thing that I have heard in a long time.
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Post by Nana on Nov 11, 2004 6:01:07 GMT -5
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Post by lotus on Nov 11, 2004 19:05:41 GMT -5
Hi NanaBee, Don't you just wish that those 2 Texans would take us to bed?
No offense is meant to be taken..................just NanaBee and myself are to be taken. To bed of course.....................*mind back in the gutter* ;D (I really meant for a hug though)
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Post by Nana on Nov 12, 2004 5:12:37 GMT -5
Yes! I want Luke to tuck me in! Maybe if I ask nicely he will...
I'm heading for the airport! *rushes off to the car*
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Post by lotus on Nov 12, 2004 8:54:49 GMT -5
Perhaps if we bat our eyelids both Owen and Luke will tuck us in, and give us a cuddle and a kiss.
It is nearly 2 a.m. in Victoria, Australia right now. I need to get to bed. With that, I will not retire to bed and have sweet dreams. I wish that the Wilson brothers would tuck me in bed also, NanaBee. Especially, Owen! ;D
I can dream, can't I....................
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