Post by MAC on Apr 27, 2004 15:29:25 GMT -5
Since it has been a slow Wilson news week, I thought everyone could use a little bit of mid-week silliness keep them going.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your name, don't forget to let everyone know.
My name is Loopy Gigglehead.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie
b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker.
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice. Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your name, don't forget to let everyone know.
My name is Loopy Gigglehead.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie
b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker.
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice. Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.