"Well this kind of works out for me because while Kate is tied up with Owen Wilson’s crazy ass, the truly hot piece of Wilson brother still goes unnoticed… and he will be all mine! I can picture it now… Mr. and Mrs. Andrew “Beef Supreme” Wilson. Ahhh. (If you don’t get it, please rent this.) And if he tries to leave me, I will just try to kill myself! We will be together forever! It works every time!"