KELLY97
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Post by KELLY97 on Jul 19, 2006 15:17:26 GMT -5
Luke was on Howard Stern this AM. He was really funny. He talked about:
- Being banned from the Playboy mansion - His girlfriend - Drew Barrymore & Gwyenth Paltrow - Giving Playboy playmates rides home & making out with them in the car - How he picks up girls on movie sets - If his brother's butterscotch stallion rumor is true
The replay is tonight & I will try to create a transcript.
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Post by Natalie on Jul 19, 2006 17:45:39 GMT -5
Thanks for the info Kelly! And thanks ahead of time for the transcript! #banana2#
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Post by Librarian on Jul 19, 2006 17:45:46 GMT -5
Oh Kelly! I have always hoped one of the Wilsons would be on Stern's show. And now it has happened and I have no way of hearing it. I would send you virtual kisses if you could at least give us the gist of what was said. ;D
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Post by texasgal on Jul 19, 2006 18:28:03 GMT -5
Wow, thank you, Kelly!
And Welcome to the Wilsonettes!
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Post by britgirl on Jul 19, 2006 18:58:36 GMT -5
Luke was on Howard Stern this AM. He was really funny. The replay is tonight & I will try to create a transcript. Thanks in advance KELLY97.
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Post by Nana on Jul 19, 2006 23:10:06 GMT -5
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Post by Librarian on Jul 20, 2006 9:19:29 GMT -5
Here are some tidbits from the Howardstern.com website.
Edited to add the following from a blogger:
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Post by Gage51 on Jul 20, 2006 9:36:07 GMT -5
Here are some tidbits from the Howardstern.com website. After Luke mentioned his scheme was the reason both Drew and Gwyneth left him, Evil Dave asked Luke if he was circumcised, which he said he was. Now that's a question you won't hear him being asked on "Good Morning America", that's for sure. Thanks Lib! Beth
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Post by furg on Jul 20, 2006 9:58:54 GMT -5
OMG how outrageous...love it!
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Post by Natalie on Jul 20, 2006 12:22:44 GMT -5
I love it all, thanks so much Lib!!!
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Post by britgirl on Jul 20, 2006 13:02:51 GMT -5
Thanks for the link Nanabanana. I agree, that is a cute pic of Luke. Thanks for all the tidbits Librarian. Howard Stern is not backwards in coming forwards with the dodgy questions is he?
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KELLY97
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Post by KELLY97 on Jul 23, 2006 22:02:17 GMT -5
Okay, sorry for the delay, but I have typed up the conversation.
I don't know if it translates in the transcript, but it was a light conversation and very funny. They all seemed to enjoy each other & have a great time. It was a great interview.
Ivan Reitman & Luke Wilson come into the studio and compliment the space. Ivan starts right off with the movie and accidentally calls it My Secret Ex Girlfriend. Howard busts on him for it. Luke Says: The guy on the hip hop station was calling Ivan, Raymond Reitman.
Luke Says: Nice to meet you.
Howard Says: I heard you are a fan. Luke Says: Me and my brother Andrew are particularly big fans. He is in the biz too, we all work together. I have been listening since 1994 in Dallas.
Howard Says: Is it annoying to have the whole family in the business? Luke Says: It would be nice to have a litigator in the family.
Howard Says: Why, are you getting sued, divorced? The room responds with variations of no, he’s single, never been married.
Howard Says: I heard you get laid tons. No response and they start talking about Howard’s divorce and his movie, Private Parts. Then they talk about Howard dating.
Howard Says: So, heard a funny story about you and getting banned from the Playboy mansion. Luke Says: Yeah, yeah.
Howard Says: And you were so upset, you called them up and begged them. Luke Says: Well, how bad is it when you have been banned & the big parties come about & everyone is getting geared up for it. I felt like an 8 year old, Eh, eh, eh (sad moaning sound). I had to make a tearful phone call, Mary, Mary is Hef’s right hand woman, Mary I know what I did is stupid.
Howard Says: Why did you get banned? Luke Says: I went to a party & brought my friend Steve Eckleman. At that time they gave you tickets. I went up and said the other ticked is for my brother, if you just give me his ticket, I’ll hand it to my brother. They said, no they have to see him. So, this was a few years ago & I though maybe they won’t know him. So, I bring my friend Steve up and they say, that’s not Owen & a girl in line says says, that’s not Owen Wilson (mimicking an annoying female voice). I was like will you shut the ffffff (trails off).
Howard Says: Hef is so brilliant, he doesn’t want too many guys there. Luke Says: And, and great way, yeah, they don’t want it to be a sausage party.
Howard Says: If you deceive them, you are done. Luke Says: That’s why I was crying on the phone. Well I wasn’t actually crying, but my voice was quavering. You know what’s great at the Playboy mansion when girls are complaining & they’re like it’s all girls, now you know what it is like for us guys at regular parties. A year and a half, I have learned a lot & grown a lot in the year and a half & missed 8 different parties. To her credit (Mary, Hef’s right hand) she had a little talk with me. She did take me off the DNA (do not admit) list.
Howard Says: Did your brother still go to the parties? Luke Says: Oh yeah (emphatically), everyone around me was going to parties, Hef’s bday, Halloween party, everything. They told me that night that I, they actually let me go to the party that night, but the next time.
Robin Says: Did they let your friend in that night? Luke Says: They threw my friend out, but I still went in.
Howard Says: Have you ever banged a Playmate? Luke Says: No, no.
The room says variations of oh, come one, stop lying. Luke Says: I’m not lying. Howard Says: You have never hooked up with a Playmate? Luke Says: Um. Howard Says: That’s a yes. You have never taken a Playmate back to your house? Luke Says: Well, I have never done that, I have given a couple a ride home. Robin Says: Action in the car? Luke Says: Yeah, that has happened. Speaking honestly….
Howard Says: You must have a big head. You dated Drew Barrymore? Luke Says: Mmm, hmm. Howard Says: How long were you with her? Luke Says: Few years with her. Howard Says: And you are still friends with your ex-girlfriends? Luke Says: That is what I say in the Press. Howard Says: Oh so you aren’t friends with Drew? Luke Says: She and I actually really do get along. I mean I don’t know if they hate me, but…. Howard Says: And you date Gwyneth Paltrow? Luke Says: Yeah, she’s great. Howard Says: Does she hate you? Luke Says: No, I don’t think so. I mean, yeah, we’re not best friends, but if we saw each other we wouldn’t avoid each other. Howard Says: How do you get out as friends? Luke Says: I think with the passage of time, I think when things first end, they aren’t great, but then as things go on. Howard Says: How does it end? Luke Says: Well, honestly, I mean I, the problem with me in relationships, yeah, I tend to run them into the ground. Even if I wanted out, I would never have the guts to leave, I just act really surly & cranky. Howard Says: You start to act evil? Luke Says: I would say I was just kind of being myself. I wasn’t happy, she wasn’t happy. She left me (meaning Drew). I guess that is what I do subconsciously. Howard Says: What exactly do you do? Luke Says: Basically anything she says, say nope. Hey I have a friend come into town, Nope. Howard Says: Can you talk about her weight or that over the line? Luke Says: Nothing is over the line when you want out. You see the fence & you start running forit. You don’t care if you wind up in the barb wire you just floor it and you’re out of there. Howard Says: How long does it take to end? Luke Says: You need 90 days. Because it is almost like double time, three months would feel like 6 because you are so horrible to be with. Howard Says: How do you meet these girls? Luke Says: On the set. Just like Private Parts, you get put in that position. and you have all that time within shots, you are able to work your particular wrap, whatever that is. Ivan Says: He is very charming. Howard Says: How do you get them into your trailer? Luke Says: Always a tough one. Lunch, start with lunch & then you move on to having a beer and then it is off to the races.
Off topic about food on the set. Luke Says: Free lunch, when I am working, I eat so much. It is like being in prison, three hots & a cot.
They start to talk about growing up in Texas to non-business parents. Howard Says: After you hook up with these girls you must call your friends and be like Oh My God. Luke Says: Yeah, something like that.
Howard Says: (imitating a phone call) Owen, you won’t believe this, Drew Barrymore just blew me Luke Says: Jesus (laughing). A David Letterman Impersonator Says: Are you circumcised? Luke Says: Yes I am. Always with the tough questions, Evil Date. Howard Says: How did you meet Gwyneth? Luke Says: We did a move called the Royal Tennenbaums. Howard Says: Is Gwyneth loose? Luke Says: She’s a quality person. Howard Says: Who was the hardest girl to get? Luke Says: I don’t know, I mean. I don’t know who’s been the hardest. I am just thinking this is a married woman with 2 kids. They were all just…
Howard Says: Were you really popular in high school? Were you prom king? Luke Says: No, I mean I went to an academically tough high school so, the really popular guys were going to Harvard. Howard Says: Did you play football? Luke Says: I did play football.
Robin Says: (talking about trying to get attention) Do you walk w/script or a tape recorder? Luke Says: Scripts, I find scripts, scripts are good to carry around in smaller towns. I’d be embarrassed to carry it around in NY or LA, but maybe in Phoenix walk into a restaurant alone with a script with a big red CAA on it. Howard Says: He doesn’t need a script. He just walks around with his penis out. Luke Says: I just unfurl it.
Off topic, they start to talk about Ivan’s son & how he is a director. Howard Says: What is the name of the movie he directed? Ivan Says: Thank you for Smoking. Luke Says: You know the name of his movie, huh? Jesus Christ. Ivan Says: He is getting married. Luke Says: He’s only 26! Howard Says: Has he been to Playboy? Ivan Says: No. Luke Says: Too Classy.
Howard Says: Luke, you seem like a good guy. Luke Says: Thanks, as a long time listener, I always felt like if we got the chance to meet, we’d be friends.
Howard Says: How old were you when you were with Gwyneth? Luke Says: Uhh, late 20s, 29, 30. Howard Says: How long were you together? Luke Says: Uh, a year or so, over a year.
Howard Says: Were you between Brad & Ben? Or just before that Chris Martin dude? Luke Says: I have a great quality in that a lot of times I am actually the last person someone dates before they get married. It must be so horrible with me. I could sell that service. You want to get married, a year with me, you’ll be engaged in a year and a half. Howard Says: I met Gwyneth in the Hamptons, I thought I smelled a little Luke on her. Luke Says: Jesus.
Howard Says: Is Uma attractive? Luke Says: Yeah, she is. Howard Says: Nothing happening in the trailer this time? Luke Says: No, I kind of got shut out. So I feel like no matter how well this movie does, it will always be a failure to me.
Howard Says: Do you have girl pal? Luke Says: Oh yeah, she works in a store out in LA. Howard Says: Oh, you know she worships your ass. She is starting to dream that you are going to take her out of the store. She must be putting out for you like crazy. Luke Says: Laughs Howard Says: How long have you been dating her? Luke Says: A year and a half. She is 27. Ivan Says: I think he is getting grouchy (refereeing to how he gets out of relationships)? Luke Says: No, no we went through a rough spot, but now I’ve kind of come back. Howard Says: Did you cheat on her? Luke Says: No, it wasn’t really that, it is tough being on location. Ivan Says: He is really in love with her. Howard Says: Yeah it is tough to not get laid for 2 minutes. Luke Says: Yeah it is tough. Howard Says: Are you trying to get her to quit the store so she can hang out with you? Luke Says: No, I like the fact that she works & she is a great girl. Howard Says: Did you meet at the store, the hot chick store? Luke Says: No, we met at a party. Howard Says: Did she know who you were right away? Luke Says: I think she was wary of me when she first met me. Howard Says: No better feeling than having a new hand down your pants Luke Says: Ohhh, god (agreeing). Howard Says: Your brother is into kinky things, he likes to lick a woman’s ass. Luke Says: Jesus, I guarantee that’s bullshit. That’s, that’s gotta be some writer that hates him. He is very traditional in the bedroom. Howard Says: Ever done that? Luke Says: No. Howard Says: Ever shared a girl with your brother? Luke Says: Um, I think there might have been a couple of boogies in there. Howard Says: Traded? Luke Says: Like tops cards. Howard Says: Have you ever taken pictures? Luke Says: No, I wish I was like Gene Simmons with Polaroid’s. Robin Says: Is it too late to start? Luke Says: No, no it isn’t. I am just thinking about all the stuff that has gone by, but here’s to new beginnings. Howard Says: Who has the bigger penis? You or Owen? Luke Says: I don’t know. Howard Says: You’ve never measured? Luke Says: (laughing) No. David Letterman Impersonator Says: I herd it is Owen. Luke Says: I don’t know, probably.
Howard thanks them for coming in & Luke says that he had a lot of fun.
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Post by Nana on Jul 23, 2006 22:45:29 GMT -5
Kelly97, I love you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I love Howard Stern, when I was living in NYC I used to set my alarm clock to his show, so I would wake up with him every morning. It was always hilarious interviews. Modified to add: And thanks Lib for the tidbits!
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Post by Gage51 on Jul 23, 2006 22:49:44 GMT -5
Howard Says: No better feeling than having a new hand down your pants Luke Says: Ohhh, god (agreeing). Howard Says: Your brother is into kinky things, he likes to lick a woman’s ass. Luke Says: Jesus, I guarantee that’s bullshit. That’s, that’s gotta be some writer that hates him. He is very traditional in the bedroom. Howard Says: Ever done that? Luke Says: No. Howard Says: Ever shared a girl with your brother? Luke Says: Um, I think there might have been a couple of boogies in there. Howard Says: Traded? Luke Says: Like tops cards. Howard Says: Who has the bigger penis? You or Owen? Luke Says: I don’t know. Howard Says: You’ve never measured? Luke Says: (laughing) No. David Letterman Impersonator Says: I heard it is Owen. Luke Says: I don’t know, probably. ;D Thanks Kelly97 Beth, speechless
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Post by Librarian on Jul 23, 2006 22:53:38 GMT -5
Thanks Kelly for transcribing! That was lot of work. I see that Howard has finally arrived where he's always wanted to be - not sensored by the FCC.
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