Post by ocw on Dec 16, 2007 19:23:10 GMT -5
From Heckler Spray
Sometimes though, you get a piece of celebrity for free. Owen Wilson's used underpants, for instance, were recently abandoned by the man himself in a very large, successful & wonderful upscale clothing store in Maui.
Did we mention they were dirty?
The good news is Owen Wilson is now doing well enough to dress himself at least once a day. Any more than that and you risk him forgetting to stick his legs through his skivvies, if you catch our drift. So it was in a Maui clothing shop recently where ol' hawk-nose went to dress up in pants.
He stepped into the dressing room with his boys secure, and left with 'em grasping for the floor faster than Molly Ringwald falls out of an Asian billionaire's birthday cake. We heard she does that sometimes. We can't back that up. That sentence has no basis.
Abandoned underwear witness 'Ry Ry Stephens' puts it best:
"Owen Wilson? Well, he came in to my store lookin' for pants. One thing led to another. Next thing I know, the age 40 and up female employee's now have his underpants. Pristine, white, asain embroidered undies. Now I ain't sayin' he's a cougar hunter, I'm just sayin' he left a nice thoughtful gift in exchange for some tried and true guest service in the men's department. And I didn't mean that in a cable TV kind of way."
If you are at all worried about the undergarment - don't. We've been well assured they're in a good home now, and their current owner has already attached a strap and stitched closed a leg-hole on the way to make them into a hand bag. And since it's Hawaii, we also assume a Magnum PI moustache will eventually be groomed in with a black silhouette of TC's helicopter. We envision it all about halfway down the front. Nice.
What next!
Sometimes though, you get a piece of celebrity for free. Owen Wilson's used underpants, for instance, were recently abandoned by the man himself in a very large, successful & wonderful upscale clothing store in Maui.
Did we mention they were dirty?
The good news is Owen Wilson is now doing well enough to dress himself at least once a day. Any more than that and you risk him forgetting to stick his legs through his skivvies, if you catch our drift. So it was in a Maui clothing shop recently where ol' hawk-nose went to dress up in pants.
He stepped into the dressing room with his boys secure, and left with 'em grasping for the floor faster than Molly Ringwald falls out of an Asian billionaire's birthday cake. We heard she does that sometimes. We can't back that up. That sentence has no basis.
Abandoned underwear witness 'Ry Ry Stephens' puts it best:
"Owen Wilson? Well, he came in to my store lookin' for pants. One thing led to another. Next thing I know, the age 40 and up female employee's now have his underpants. Pristine, white, asain embroidered undies. Now I ain't sayin' he's a cougar hunter, I'm just sayin' he left a nice thoughtful gift in exchange for some tried and true guest service in the men's department. And I didn't mean that in a cable TV kind of way."
If you are at all worried about the undergarment - don't. We've been well assured they're in a good home now, and their current owner has already attached a strap and stitched closed a leg-hole on the way to make them into a hand bag. And since it's Hawaii, we also assume a Magnum PI moustache will eventually be groomed in with a black silhouette of TC's helicopter. We envision it all about halfway down the front. Nice.
What next!