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Post by sculpturedsound on Apr 26, 2005 16:58:39 GMT -5
Sculpy, I don't know of a single gay man who would vote for Luke Wilson as sexiest male actor.....he would'nt come up to their dress code standards!!!  It's not about how Luke is dressed, it's about Luke undressed! ;D |
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Post by sculpturedsound on Apr 27, 2005 19:14:54 GMT -5
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Post by sculpturedsound on May 2, 2005 21:31:50 GMT -5
 Luke: "Hey look, Owen's finally here. He's bringing me my other glove!" Luke's friend: "Yeah, you did sort of have that Micheal Jackson thing going on with the one white glove." Luke: "But I had it de-rhinestoned!" |
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Post by bekiwilson on May 2, 2005 21:40:04 GMT -5
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Post by sculpturedsound on May 2, 2005 21:41:28 GMT -5
 Luke: "Man, this is the greatest film I have ever seen! Fantastic! I mean it was so brilliantly written. Don't you think it was brilliantly written?" Owen: "Yes, I would have to agree. And really well directed." Luke: "Yeah the direction was great and all but it was obvious the director had such a well written script to work with. Man, what a great film." Owen: "And while I agree with everything you just said, you really have to stop talking about The Wendell Baker Story like this before people start thinking you're conceited!" |
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Post by sculpturedsound on May 2, 2005 22:04:35 GMT -5
 Luke: "You know what, Owen, I'm pretty sure these goofy costumes Wes is making us wear, are payback for that giant "kick me" sign you put on his back during the filming of Bottle Rocket. If only I had told him it was there instead of laughing right along with you, I might not be suffering in this get-up right along with you today." Owen: "Yep, you're probably right. However, dear brother, Wes is not having the last word in this. See that bench he's about to sit on? Well, it was just painted and it's supposed to have a "wet paint" sign on it, let's just say I made sure that sign went missing..." Luke: "Oh man, here we go again..." |
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Post by sculpturedsound on May 3, 2005 2:06:12 GMT -5
COMING SOON TO THE FOOD NETWORK! "Cookin' with Luke!" A sneak peak at this week's episode:  Luke: "A good size meatloaf should be about this big. Put it in the microwave until it doesn't look pink anymore, and then garnish with a lot of ketchup." ONLY ON THE FOOD NETWORK! |
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Post by sculpturedsound on May 3, 2005 2:19:00 GMT -5
ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF: "Cookin' with Luke!" Special guest Kate Hudson drops by to sample some of Luke's luscious vittles!  Kate: "Luke, this looks great!" Luke: "Oops, you probably shouldn't eat the part that's moving."  Luke: "Oh, and there's a hair in it, let me get that, sorry." ONLY ON THE FOOD NETWORK! |
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Post by texasgal on May 3, 2005 6:49:29 GMT -5
Sculpty, you're a genius! I want there to REALLY be a Cookin' with Luke Show. (Ya never know; despite his sleekness, he might be a good cook). Also I want a celebrity reality show such as Celebrity Survivor or Amazing Celebrity Race, and one team would be all the Wilsons and Wes. Now THOSE are shows worth watching! ;D   |
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Post by Natalie on May 3, 2005 12:14:44 GMT -5
I am reopening these picture interpretation threads. I am giving people another chance to come up with something funny. A word of warning..... If anyone posts anything ridiculous or rude, it will be deleted, no questions asked. And if it gets to be annoying that we need to constantly delete things on here, then I will just lock and delete the threads.  |
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Post by bubbles4play on May 3, 2005 15:08:14 GMT -5
COMING SOON TO THE FOOD NETWORK! "Cookin' with Luke!" A sneak peak at this week's episode: Luke: "A good size meatloaf should be about this big. Put it in the microwave until it doesn't look pink anymore, and then garnish with a lot of ketchup." ONLY ON THE FOOD NETWORK! You are brilliant, sculpty. |
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Post by Natalie on May 3, 2005 15:20:43 GMT -5
Aww, come on now! Luke knows how to cook! He knows how to open up the cans of chili. |
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Post by sculpturedsound on May 3, 2005 15:23:28 GMT -5
Aww, come on now! Luke knows how to cook! He knows how to open up the cans of chili. Yeah I heard that's on the next episode but I haven't seen it yet. |
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Post by WilsonFreak on May 3, 2005 15:28:17 GMT -5
****Sculpty, you're a genius!**** I highly concur with Tex!! You're supercool!!! Where do you come up with this stuff?!?! Also............Thanks!!!!!
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Post by bekiwilson on May 3, 2005 21:36:57 GMT -5
I hope this is better than my last few..   Andrew - Hey Luke isn't that Wes and Owen over there? Luke - Where? What? Who?  Andrew - Looks like Owen's in speedos!  Luke - Owen doesn't wear speedos!  Andrew- He Does now. Wes must've got Owen back for all the pranks Owen pulled on him!  Luke - Ok I'll go get the camera!!!! ;D |
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