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Picture Interpretation Aug 28, 2008 5:18:33 GMT -5

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Post by meowencrazy on Aug 28, 2008 5:18:33 GMT -5

a li'l long:

Owen: Lady, I'm tellin' ya, my brother here is really, really good.
Luke: Yes, ma'am, I'm really good. (smirks)
Lady: I told you, I dont need it.
Owen: But we're the best in the buisness...
Luke: Most ladies, such as yourself have given a really positive response.
Lady: But I'm not interested.
Owen: C'mon...we're best in the buisness, and we dont even charge by the hour. Just try my brother, please.
Luke: We'll give you the most satisfactory experience...
Owen: You'll squeal with joy!
Lady: But I already had someone over just this morning.
Owen: Ma'am, I'm not tryin' to fight you, but the guy whom you called, I bet he is nothing in front of me and my bro.
Luke: We're the best pest control people there are!!!

(Ladies, what didja expect?) :'(

lunkhead Wendell's Parole Officer Keeper of Richie's Sweatbands "When I'm good, I'm very, very good. When I'm bad, I'm better." (Mae West) Posts: 410	Picture Interpretation Aug 28, 2008 7:08:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lunkhead on Aug 28, 2008 7:08:49 GMT -5 Shelty, that's hilarious!!!

sld1164 Wendell's Parole Officer Keeper of Roy O'Bannon's Pearl Handle Pistols Posts: 496	Picture Interpretation Aug 28, 2008 11:07:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sld1164 on Aug 28, 2008 11:07:47 GMT -5 These are all soooo very hillarious!!!
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hutchshottie Lightning McQueen Groupie Keeper of Hutch's Coffee Mug Crime called in sick, I like that. Posts: 1,811	Picture Interpretation Aug 28, 2008 15:08:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hutchshottie on Aug 28, 2008 15:08:04 GMT -5 Very funny. Love it
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Picture Interpretation Aug 30, 2008 8:48:40 GMT -5

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Post by meowencrazy on Aug 30, 2008 8:48:40 GMT -5

Jessica: What, you dont like it? You look shocked...
Luke: Well, I'm just a little surprised.
Jessica:Why?
Luke:You see, most men donot expect to see a strip pole-thing in their office with seven half naked girls hanging from it at eight o'clock in the morning. Waitasecond, those are girls, right?

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Last Edit: Aug 30, 2008 8:50:16 GMT -5 by meowencrazy

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Picture Interpretation Oct 28, 2008 1:17:37 GMT -5

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Post by meowencrazy on Oct 28, 2008 1:17:37 GMT -5

I'm bored <yawn>, interps anyone? C'mon....

For Furg:

Actor Luke Wilson, who was found naked and unconscious in his hotel room yesterday morning has been admitted to the hospital. X-ray scans have revealed that he has a broken hip. The prime suspect behind this assault is a mysterious woman, identified only as 'Furg', who visited his room the night before.

Last Edit: Oct 28, 2008 1:38:55 GMT -5 by meowencrazy

lunkhead Wendell's Parole Officer Keeper of Richie's Sweatbands "When I'm good, I'm very, very good. When I'm bad, I'm better." (Mae West) Posts: 410	Picture Interpretation Oct 28, 2008 7:07:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lunkhead on Oct 28, 2008 7:07:35 GMT -5
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meowencrazy
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Picture Interpretation Oct 28, 2008 9:23:19 GMT -5

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Post by meowencrazy on Oct 28, 2008 9:23:19 GMT -5

Thank you, not finished with the killing yet...

Luke: Er..I'm sorry, I didn't get you. What's your name?

Owen: That's it! This is the last time, you hear me? This is the last time you confuse me with your dog. From now on, I WILL NOT FETCH YOUR NEWSPAPER.

Last Edit: Oct 28, 2008 9:35:22 GMT -5 by meowencrazy

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Picture Interpretation Oct 28, 2008 20:21:08 GMT -5

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Post by texasgal on Oct 28, 2008 20:21:08 GMT -5

Awwww.... I just love that photo of Luke & Owen shaking hands...as if they just met.
There's another photo of them at the same event where Owen is pointing at Luke. It's as if Owen is saying: I'm not Luke, that is Luke. People get Luke/Owen confused but, since they look so different, I don't see why people confuse them.
;D

Oooh ooooh... I've seen that driveway where Bottle Rocket was filmed. (Well, actually just the gate).

hutchshottie Lightning McQueen Groupie Keeper of Hutch's Coffee Mug Crime called in sick, I like that. Posts: 1,811	Picture Interpretation Oct 29, 2008 15:52:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hutchshottie on Oct 29, 2008 15:52:21 GMT -5 >:(So funny SP. Love them
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