Post by furg on Jan 4, 2006 13:39:34 GMT -5
MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent
weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging
a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his
on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!
"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up
with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later
admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank
top, just like she'd said she would.
"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the
shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could
think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "
But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son
realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited
them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.
"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to
the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a
report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we
knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock
news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street --
and they haven't stopped laughing since."
The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally
straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles
suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a
little pizzazz in his life.
"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of
Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the
other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.
"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a
sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.
"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and
desires, and it was really very romantic.
"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before.
I'm grateful for that."
When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture,
Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd
scanned from a men's magazine.
"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet
me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was
falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she
knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.
"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.
"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."
Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and
stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits
came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years --
wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking
buddies made him the butt of their jokes.
"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on
the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent
weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging
a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his
on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!
"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up
with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later
admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank
top, just like she'd said she would.
"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the
shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could
think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "
But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son
realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited
them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.
"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to
the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a
report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we
knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock
news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street --
and they haven't stopped laughing since."
The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally
straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles
suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a
little pizzazz in his life.
"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of
Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the
other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.
"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a
sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.
"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and
desires, and it was really very romantic.
"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before.
I'm grateful for that."
When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture,
Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd
scanned from a men's magazine.
"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet
me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was
falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she
knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.
"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.
"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."
Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and
stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits
came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years --
wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking
buddies made him the butt of their jokes.
"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on
the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
Good me: 
Righton me: 
