Post by Pancake on Sept 21, 2005 11:16:05 GMT -5
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're
sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date
story ever, first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates... but this takes the cake. This just
tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the
"Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the
most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
described her
worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why
her
tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the
guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City,
Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after
all, and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they
were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back
down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she
should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away
from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her
companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside
the
road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked
her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good
footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to
mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It
was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so
long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in
need of some assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed
to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were
faced with a real problem. They both agreed it would take
something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the
icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show
prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you
thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment, "This gives a whole new meaning to being
pissed off."
