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Post by bubbles4play on May 9, 2005 16:51:16 GMT -5
1. Can you cry under water? 2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 3. Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round? 4. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 5. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 6. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. 7. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? 8. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 9. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 11. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? 12. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? ....answers anyone?
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Post by bunnypanda on May 9, 2005 17:03:08 GMT -5
Those are funny Bubbles! I donno, I can answer some of them I think...but should I?
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Post by Natalie on May 9, 2005 17:18:56 GMT -5
I know bunnypanda, I was thinking the same thing.
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Post by bekiwilson on May 9, 2005 19:42:11 GMT -5
There probably are answers to at least a few of them but you'd need to ask the right people I guess!
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Post by sculpturedsound on May 9, 2005 22:29:42 GMT -5
1. Can you cry under water? When that shark bites you right in the ass I'm pretty sure you'll find out! 2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? I hope I never find out personally. 3. Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round? So little kids will ask their parents to cut the crusts off and make them feel important. 4. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? So if you drop it it won't roll away. 5. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Cause I could probably fit in a movie screen, but I'll be damned if I could squeeze my big butt into a tv. 6. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. They want to put off the inevitable torture of seeing your naked flabby derriere as much as possible. 7. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Ya got me there. 8. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? As long as you sit him in the front seat with a party hat. 9. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Wait, you're NOT supposed to point to your crotch when asking for the bathroom? Why didn't anyone tell me? 10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! A better question is why is Pluto naked while Goofy wears clothes?! 11. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? Remeber to be thankful you don't know the answer to this question personally. 12. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? The wind doesn't eat garlic!
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Post by bubbles4play on May 9, 2005 22:50:48 GMT -5
Oh, scultpy....I love those answers, you always make me laugh. ;D
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