Post by sculpturedsound on Jan 24, 2005 19:52:12 GMT -5
Did I ever tell the story of my Bottle Rocket drinking game night?
First off, to save my own butt, I do not condone underage drinking, so if you're a minor on this board have a laugh and wait til you're 21 to try this out.
If you're 21 or over, have a ball, but please do not drink and then steal a car and whisk your best friend away from his or her one true love, also do not drink and try to ride a tiny little scooter that you can barely get started anyway. It is ok to drink and wear a bright yellow jumpsuit though. It might even make the jumpsuit look more appealing to you...
So anyway, I have two best friends and we always tried to get together every week for a girls night. One night we decided to have drunk night. We decided to watch Bottle Rocket and we'd have to take a shot everytime:
someone said "cacaw"
someone said "Mr. Henry"
someone was mean to Bob
I never realized how many times Mr. Henry is said. In fact shortly after Dignan did his "Fact! Mr. Henry.... Fact! Mr. Henry.... Fact! Mr. Henry...." rant at Anthony, we were all goners. We couldn't even really finish the movie, not that we hadn't all seen it a million times anyway... The scene where Stacy talks to Anthony while Bob is being beaten up in the background was tough too, we had to drink all through that scene since Future Man was being "mean to Bob".
BEWARE, THIS RANT CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE BOTTLE ROCKET!!!
My one best friend is a sensible drunk, but myself and my other best friend are lovey drunks and we love everybody and everything and everything is the greatest thing ever while drunk. So my one best friend goes off into la la land talking on the phone to her man and yelling out loud how much she loves him, while my poor other best friend had to endure my drunken rantings about how Bottle Rocket was the best movie ever and those Wilson boys are geniuses, and Wes should win oscars for all his films, and I was so happy Inez and Anthony ended up together and Dignan may be cute but sometimes I really wanted to deck him and I really hated seeing Anthony get hit with that screwdriver cause it looked so real and why is everyone so mean to Bob and do you ever just want to slap Dignan even though he's cute and all he could be so mean and wasn't it funny when Kumar was in the freezer and why was he in the freezer anyway and what were they thinking with those jumpsuits and man poor Dignan that ice had to be cold when the cops forced him down and and I was so glad when Mr. Henry finally humiliated Future Man after all he did to Bob and I love when Dignan had the mirror signaling Anthony and I love when Anthony says "look how excited he is" and I love when Dignan can't get the scooter started again and he has to walk it away and I love when...... you get the idea.... my poor sensible drunk best friend....
;D <---- three drunk best friends
First off, to save my own butt, I do not condone underage drinking, so if you're a minor on this board have a laugh and wait til you're 21 to try this out.
If you're 21 or over, have a ball, but please do not drink and then steal a car and whisk your best friend away from his or her one true love, also do not drink and try to ride a tiny little scooter that you can barely get started anyway. It is ok to drink and wear a bright yellow jumpsuit though. It might even make the jumpsuit look more appealing to you...
So anyway, I have two best friends and we always tried to get together every week for a girls night. One night we decided to have drunk night. We decided to watch Bottle Rocket and we'd have to take a shot everytime:
someone said "cacaw"
someone said "Mr. Henry"
someone was mean to Bob
I never realized how many times Mr. Henry is said. In fact shortly after Dignan did his "Fact! Mr. Henry.... Fact! Mr. Henry.... Fact! Mr. Henry...." rant at Anthony, we were all goners. We couldn't even really finish the movie, not that we hadn't all seen it a million times anyway... The scene where Stacy talks to Anthony while Bob is being beaten up in the background was tough too, we had to drink all through that scene since Future Man was being "mean to Bob".
BEWARE, THIS RANT CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE BOTTLE ROCKET!!!
My one best friend is a sensible drunk, but myself and my other best friend are lovey drunks and we love everybody and everything and everything is the greatest thing ever while drunk. So my one best friend goes off into la la land talking on the phone to her man and yelling out loud how much she loves him, while my poor other best friend had to endure my drunken rantings about how Bottle Rocket was the best movie ever and those Wilson boys are geniuses, and Wes should win oscars for all his films, and I was so happy Inez and Anthony ended up together and Dignan may be cute but sometimes I really wanted to deck him and I really hated seeing Anthony get hit with that screwdriver cause it looked so real and why is everyone so mean to Bob and do you ever just want to slap Dignan even though he's cute and all he could be so mean and wasn't it funny when Kumar was in the freezer and why was he in the freezer anyway and what were they thinking with those jumpsuits and man poor Dignan that ice had to be cold when the cops forced him down and and I was so glad when Mr. Henry finally humiliated Future Man after all he did to Bob and I love when Dignan had the mirror signaling Anthony and I love when Anthony says "look how excited he is" and I love when Dignan can't get the scooter started again and he has to walk it away and I love when...... you get the idea.... my poor sensible drunk best friend....
;D <---- three drunk best friends