OK. In the event that I can not uphold my duties as the Keeper of the Khaki shirt, I bestow the said shirt to WilsonFreak, comrade, deviate, sometimes pain in the ass, to do with what she sees fit in my dereliction of duty. (dereliction I can dere-lick my own balls thank you very much. ) So anyway, there you go WF. You're the beneficiary to the khaki shirt. How's that?
Post by WilsonFreak on May 27, 2005 7:09:36 GMT -5
Such an honor!! Dear, dear QT, friend, sometime pret-ty scary individual, always hilarious smart ass, in recognition of your whole hearted generosity, I, in my turn, bestow upon you, Andrew, Owen AND Luke's Peet's coffees, to Keep, should I find myself not able to dere-lick...........er............should I find myself in dereliction of my own Keeper duties!
**deviate** hehehehe..........shhhh! I try to keep this a secret!
Post by WilsonFreak on May 29, 2005 13:24:37 GMT -5
Ooops!! Posting behind myself! I see that after about 100 posts, I'll be able to have a custom title!!!!!!!! That'll be awesome!! BUT, I'm thinking I'd like to get a bunch of suggestions from you all, if you'd like, so I can have lots and lots of ideas!! So, anytime you feel the inspiration, why not jot one down for me?! Then I can do some considering and come up with something that makes me really happy!
Guys, I'm going to have to become something other than Brother & Garcia's keeper.
I found a lost Beagle Monday while I was out for a walk on the Missions Trail. It was obviously lost or abandoned. She had a collar but no tag. She seemed frightened. I talked to her and petted her, and she followed me all the way back to the trail head - about 1/2 mile!
I took her home and bought some dog food, flea shampoo, and a leash. I submitted an ad to have placed in the Found column of the paper.
I have a fenced yard - perfect for a dog. However, there is a gap in the fence at one point. Being an escape artist (which may have to do with her being lost in the first place), she got out. I filled that gap with 2 big bricks so that she couldn't get out again.
Late last night she howled to go outside so I let her out for a while. While she was out, she must have found another way to get out of my yard because now she's gone. She must be somewhere in the trailer park somewhere. There are lots of animals here so I hope somebody will pick her up and treat her right.
Now when the paper calls to confirm the ad, I'll have to tell them I no longer have the dog and to cancel the ad.
While she was with me, she was unhappy and seemed afraid of my cats. Now that I couldn't even keep her, I think I've lost my rights to be Brother & Garcia's keeper.
Take it from a Beagle owner, Tex... you did everything right. You shouldn't feel like you need to give up your Keeper. Beagles are the sweetest and most frustrating dogs God ever created. Trust me... my neighbors all know Annabelle and her pink-faced owner chasing her down the street.
Anyways, I swear to you, if a Beagle wants out of your yard bad enough, she'll figure out a way to do it. She'll climb over it, jump over it, dig under it, eat through it. Please don't let it get you down!
You know that saying "When there's a will, there's a way"? I can say for certain, that whoever made that saying up, owned a Beagle.