KCkelley
Air Kentucky Flight Attendant
Posts: 270
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Post by KCkelley on Jan 16, 2004 22:30:48 GMT -5
Hey ya'll, I was just wondering if you all would be interested in making our own little singles ads. I just thought it would be fun and a way for us to all learn a little bit more about each other. If you like the idea, go ahead and post your ad! It doesn't have to be serious by any means, just something fun we can do! Think about it! Pictures aren't bad either (unless you are uncomfortable then by all means you don't need to post them!!! )
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Post by Pollyanna on Jan 17, 2004 6:00:16 GMT -5
LOL I'm not quite sure of what you mean Kell but I'll take a shot If you like pinocolada and getting caught in the rain If your not into health food and are into Champagne If you like making love at midnight In the folds of a cape I'm the lover you've looked for Come with me and escape! Ok you're all too young to know that song and I don't know if I have all the words right! but for some reason it jumped into my head when I was trying to think of a singles ad How about Polly Taurus All limbs in tact Walks upright Enjoys crochet, needlepoint and reading Owns 12 cats who all pee in my apartment seeks tall blonde texan living in Santa monica Must drive silver porsche, have two brothers, a mother who is a photographer, work in the movie industry, have a great sense of humor and like the Rolling Stones Is that too specific? Do you think an ad like that would bring him running? Sorry if I've missed the point
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Post by LegallyLukes on Jan 17, 2004 6:39:15 GMT -5
This sounds fun! LMAO at yours Pollyanna But where is yours Kelley? C'mon, don't be shy ;D Okay, let's see: 20 year old student seeks rich talented, brown haired, texan actor to help her buy shoes travel the world with. As evidenced in movies must be good at sweet, sweet lovin'. Loves walks on the beach music, writing, raving, skipping lectures and sticking it to the man. Slim, blonde, 5'9". (Debating whether that last sentence makes me sound like a hooker ;D )
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Post by Natalie on Jan 17, 2004 8:51:12 GMT -5
LMAO @ LL!!!! And Pollyanna! So freaking hilarious!!!
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KCkelley
Air Kentucky Flight Attendant
Posts: 270
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Post by KCkelley on Jan 17, 2004 13:03:03 GMT -5
I didn't really have anything in mind honestly with these ads! I just was sick and tired of those pop-ups for match.com and suddenly I was like "now there's an idea.." mines going to be little long I'm afraid. Hehe. I'm a 26 yr old Missouri native, that likes to wear sweatpants rather than cocktail dresses, looking for a Texas gentleman that likes walking in the rain, cuddling, and staying home on friday nights. This man must be able to deal with my hectic schedule and must like dogs and the outdoors. Should not expect good cooking or a clean house from me. Should enjoy good music and watching movies. Must buy me chocolate and flowers. *grins* I have a picture too! haha yes! it's rated G so don't worry lol xpupload.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=781e1832-1866-597c-6fce-76323ff93eb2&size=Alright.... maybe I'll add more later.... Luke, don't hesitate to give me a ring! haha -kelley
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Post by LegallyLukes on Jan 17, 2004 17:04:16 GMT -5
Check you out Kelley! You are gorgeous. I think if they saw your pic Luke and Owen would be falling over themselves to meet you
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KCkelley
Air Kentucky Flight Attendant
Posts: 270
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Post by KCkelley on Jan 17, 2004 19:17:57 GMT -5
aw thank you! ;D
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Post by hurltomato on Jan 19, 2004 1:03:05 GMT -5
I spent part of the weekend traveling and just so happened to get behind a blond girl in a red sports car. She had a bumper sticker that read: GOOD GIRLZ DRIVE RED CARZ. This struck me because I had been thinking about KcK's request for date ads. The fact is, men think first with that four-wheel chromosome and read the car ads first before going to the personals. If I had a quarter from every guy that approached me getting out of my Ford F250 Truck in a feed/farm store, Home Depot/lumberyard -I could easily finance the next Wilson/Anderson film. Here's advice: Want a guy?-get the right vehicle. Here goes the ad:
2003 Ford Lariat King Ranch F250 Truck, with a sexy lady inside, is looking for a True Texan in his 30's looking to share the driver's seat. Federal blue metallic paint job hides a V8 Engine that can bury anyone trying to rip the Hollywood spotlight out of your long fingered grip. Saddle leather bucket seats with electric heaters are willing to keep your tight little butt HOT even when the sexy lady stays at home. Top of the line stereo system with 6 CD disc changer can flick you from Dylan's "Lay Lady Lay" at 10 decibels to Jagger's "Start Me Up..." Your sexy lady can peel you off the back window when the Bass Boost plasters you against the glass. Short box with "Bed Liner" can hold your dog, a cooler of Killian's, a private picnic stash and a "hot blanket." Possession of vehicle keys is negotiable, but the sexy lady is a tough chick-dress in layers, you will lose at strip billiards during mediation. Call 867-5309.
MY new bumper sticker will read: REAL WOMEN DRIVE BITCHIN' TRUX...
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Post by Pollyanna on Jan 20, 2004 1:43:47 GMT -5
I'm sure that ad would bring Luke running HT - just make sure you don't accidentally run him over in your V8 We don't want you to have to peel him off the asphalt instead of the back window
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Post by hurltomato on Jan 21, 2004 7:37:12 GMT -5
KcK- If you have seen fat old farts looking at your car, you can bet that hot young ones are staring at the beautiful driver. Sorry girl -we've seen your picture and men aren't stupid. They know cash when they see it. I may have to level the playing field & sweeten the deal, lest Luke walks past the truck and hops in the front seat of your car parked behind me. I think a set of Ping irons in the front seat of the truck might just save the situation! ;DHave a great day...
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KCkelley
Air Kentucky Flight Attendant
Posts: 270
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Post by KCkelley on Jan 21, 2004 12:59:04 GMT -5
haha I'm not anything special so I wouldn't be too worried.
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Post by Looney Linn on Jan 21, 2004 14:12:34 GMT -5
Now see KCK, you're beautiful and modest...we would certainly all have to raise our stakes. you could have Luke drooling over you girlfriend
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Post by Natalie on Jan 21, 2004 16:22:05 GMT -5
You are pretty Kelley!
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Post by maisy on Jan 21, 2004 18:05:24 GMT -5
SWF, “Legally Blonde”, described as “Old School” and a “Charlies Angel” by friends, seeks “Committed” relationship. To avoid relationship ending in “Armageddon”, you must agree to “Meet the Parents” and my triplet brothers Kevin, Shorty and Wendell. Must be free to commit – no “Third Wheel”. Desire for kids and agree to names “Alex and Emma” a must. You need to enjoy dogs named Skip and eat “Home Fries” for “Breakfast of Champions”. If interested, meet me at “Shanghai Noon” beneath a hand carved altar in the “Dog Park” on Archer Avenue, and when “I Spy” you with my heat vision, we’ll dance long into the “Shanghai Knight”. Homebodies need not apply because, like a “Bottle Rocket” “Blue Streaking” through the air, I love to travel fast - sometimes “Around the World in 80 days”. If you’re a smothering “Anaconda” you will get “The Big Bounce”. I don’t mean to rush-more into another relationship, but I’m minus a man right now and I have haunting memories of my last boyfriend. He was a “Bad Seed” – I really wanted to “Kill the Man”, and “Scream 2”. I’m bored with watching “Starsky and Hutch” on “Cable, Guy”, and hope you can save me from this “Permanent Midnight” of loneliness. If you’re one of the “Best Men” around, ride your Yankee Racer to the altar and we can be “Safe and Sound”, the “Soul Survivors” of this thing called “The Life Aquatic”.
Signed,
“Masked and Anonymous”
P.S. I’m a good Salsa dancer, too!
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