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Post by Librarian on Jan 9, 2004 20:01:40 GMT -5
How about the scene in Alex & Emma when he's falling asleep on the couch...
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Post by hurltomato on Jan 9, 2004 21:48:42 GMT -5
I have just spent most of my afternoon and evening with a gallon of #480F-"SHADED SPRUCE" basepaint for the billiard room and have agonized over the morning events. First I start out with LegallyLukes, "Welcome hurl...back to the crotch" and then move onto Maisy's KY issues. After I elaborate on my pool table fantasy, I spend the rest of the day painting & staring at the table and wondering if "long sticking" the "eighter" into the corner pocket is too obscene for the boards... The real kick in the pants comes later in the day when I am taking a breather and my husband comes home. He is very familiar with this mode of stress relief and immediately comments after the shot: "Hi Hon--Who's balls are you racking and cracking today??? " I wish it gets better, but tomorrow I'm sponge painting over the base with a bucket of #1201- "MAGIC NIGHT"- Guess I can't win...
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Post by Looney Linn on Jan 9, 2004 21:50:56 GMT -5
LMAO You sure have a way of cracking people up hurl....so glad you found this board
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Post by LegallyLukes on Jan 9, 2004 22:29:25 GMT -5
Yeah LL I heard Luke's crotch is demanding equal billing on his movies from now on. I can see it now The Wendell Baker Story Directed By Andrew Wilson, Luke Wilson and Luke's Crotch One Eyed Willy Wilson LMAO! And suddenly the unconfirmed rumour of a fourth Wilson brother called "William" has been solved Hurltomato, I like this strip pool idea. I'm sure he has fantastic aim
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Post by Natalie on Jan 10, 2004 8:38:22 GMT -5
HT! You rock! And nothing is too dirty for this board!
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Post by MAC on Jan 10, 2004 19:15:49 GMT -5
Is that what we are calling it these days - assets? I've also heard manly man assets called the "family jewels". And if you are a fan of romance novels, like I am, the term "lions" (I think that's the right term, I have to go and reread the more graphic parts of my books and get back to you)
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Post by LegallyLukes on Jan 10, 2004 19:21:06 GMT -5
Hmm, now if we're talking romance novels "tumescent member" comes to mind I always liked the Moulin Rouge approach. When Toulouse and co are spying on Christian and Satine in the Elephant, he reports: "He's got a huge... talent!"
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Post by Pollyanna on Jan 11, 2004 2:09:02 GMT -5
Hmm, now if we're talking romance novels "tumescent member" comes to mind LMAO! tumescent? I don't even know what that means but it doesn't sound pretty
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Post by LegallyLukes on Jan 11, 2004 5:49:38 GMT -5
For your education "tu·mes·cent adj. 1. Somewhat tumid. 2. Becoming swollen; swelling." Let's just call it a euphemism If you really want a giggle, I suggest you also look up "tumid"
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Post by hurltomato on Jan 11, 2004 9:11:50 GMT -5
I once had a Family Life class where the teacher was this funny little old guy that looked like Professor Plum off the Clue game. His teaching approach was to get us used to our sexuality by listing on the board, all the correct anatomical names for infamous body parts and having us shout out all the gutter names we could think of. OKAY maybe I didn't even know the clinical terms, but the guy sitting next to me was a minister's kid and he practically stole the whole show. The last name he called out was "Walter" and I must have given him him a classic, "you're kidding look" because he looked back at me and whispered, "Well at least that's what I call mine!"
What is it with guys-any name but the "p" name??
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Post by MAC on Jan 11, 2004 15:12:22 GMT -5
I don't understand the naming thing either. I also don't understand why it is consider so funny for a guy to be hit in his ah, "assets", "family jewels", "Walter" (or any other word you want to use). Owen get hit "there" in at least two of his movies that I can think of (I Spy and Shanghi Knights). I don't get the humor, looks kinda painful to me.
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Post by Librarian on Jan 14, 2004 13:20:11 GMT -5
Here's a shot of Luke's hands from Bottle Rocket. Note the middle finger is extended Thanks again to Hurltomato for bringing this to our attention. He has great hands. This image comes from the following site. rushmore.shootangle.com/academy/index2.html
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Post by Pollyanna on Jan 14, 2004 23:35:51 GMT -5
Thanks Lib! More conclusive proof that the length of the middle finger is a reliable indicator ;D I am never going to be able to look at male colleagues or friends hands again - there is such a thing as too much information
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Post by LegallyLukes on Jan 15, 2004 0:40:53 GMT -5
Whose hand is that he's holding? I would love to be her! Unfortunately I have still not yet seen Bottle Rocket *sniff*. Does anyone else here admire nice, manly hands? I have to admit I'm liking Luke's right here
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Post by LegallyLukes on Jan 16, 2004 19:48:49 GMT -5
I definitely have to see bottle rocket! Love scene, ooh Can check out his technique ;D LOL.
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