Post by hurltomato on Mar 30, 2005 18:04:53 GMT -5
Announcer: ...and the "Back Alley" Pulitzer (or is that the Nobel "Piece" prize) for fantasy fabrication goes to .... A hurltomato?
Owen: Trust me Herschel... Don't give the salad another thought. When we get back to LA, you are just going to wig out when I introduce you to my favorite dentist. When she drills, the gusher ain't oil...
(Thanks to L2D for finding these jems)
Last Edit: Mar 30, 2005 19:06:13 GMT -5 by hurltomato
Post by sculpturedsound on Apr 21, 2005 19:35:42 GMT -5
whats on Owens Mind?
Owen (thinking to himself): "Ok, Owen, Beki should be here any minute. Stay calm, stay suave. Try not to drool this time it seemed to weird her out a little on the last date. Hopefully I look sexy enough she won't notice Garcia barfed on the couch and I had to cover it with the ugliest blanket on earth. Man I hate this blanket, what was Luke thinking when he gave it to me for my birthday last year? I have way better taste than Luke! Aw, come on, now's not the time to be thinking about Luke, back to Beki. Beki... "
Post by sculpturedsound on Apr 21, 2005 19:49:49 GMT -5
Robert De Niro: "Buck up, my man, I know you wanted that part in Dog Park, but it went to your brother and there's nothing you can do about it now. But take it from me, I've been in the business a long time and there will be plenty of crappy scripts coming your way too. I mean don't forget, who got the role in that piece of crap snake movie? What was it called? Anaconda? I sure don't remember seeing Luke get eaten by a giant crappy cgi snake! It was you all the way!"
Post by bekiwilson on Apr 21, 2005 19:54:30 GMT -5
Owen - where IS Beki? She's supposed to be here by now. She's never on time when you need her, and I need her coz I want a hug and a kiss to calm myself down after Stiller burnt my wedding present down.
Robert- calm down son, she'll be here! She's probably stuck in traffic, or something. she's only 5 minutes late! and you know what they say! Distance only makes the heart grow fonder!
Post by bubbles4play on Apr 21, 2005 19:55:47 GMT -5
Oh, and sculpty comes through again...where do you come up with this stuff? You'd be great writing for Saturday Night Live or Mad TV...I've seen some of the stuff she writes that dosen't get posted, and man, I LMAO!
Post by sculpturedsound on Apr 21, 2005 20:11:33 GMT -5
Oh, and sculpty comes through again...where do come up with this stuff. You'd be great writing for Saturday Night Live or Mad TV...I've seen some of the stuff she writes that dosen't get posted, and man, I LMAO!
Awww thanks bubbles! I'm just a goofball by nature, you know that! lol! But don't try to act like you're not just as goofy as I am, there's been quite a few times you've made me laugh so hard I cried. Remember a couple nights ago at your house when we were trying to write that serious scene and we just kept parodying it instead and eventually neither of us could even breathe we were laughing so hard!
I'm letting the cat out of the bag here, bubbles is just as insane as me, she just doesn't post it as much on here!
Post by bubbles4play on Apr 21, 2005 20:41:21 GMT -5
Remember a couple nights ago at your house when we were trying to write that serious scene and we just kept parodying it instead and eventually neither of us could even breathe we were laughing so hard!
I was crying, I was laughing so hard!
...sorry, guess we're getting a bit off topic here.